The Shoe Bandit
I don't know if everyone's child is as obsessed with shoes as Lauren is, but seldom can I find matching shoes without searching corners and under chairs and behind speakers and near the doors...She loves shoes, and not just mine. Any shoes not on someone's feet are fair game. John's tennis shoes, dress shoes, house shoes. My high heels, tennis shoes, slides, house shoes. Her shoes even (which really make her mad since they actually fit and are harder to put on!).
In her defense, I must say she is very adept at putting on her own shoes ON THE CORRECT FEET when I ask her to, and even sometimes when I don't. Genius!